I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Life is so much better after having sex.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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