it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Couch. On fire.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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