He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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