The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Small penises have feelings too.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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