Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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