My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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