I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
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