She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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