so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
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He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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