i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
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