Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
He? As in you personified your dick?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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