I think i peed on brittanys purse
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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