So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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