Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
She's the barista slut.
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I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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