Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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