she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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