so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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