You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my penis look like a turkey
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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