He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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