Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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