Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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