I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
There are leaves in my underwear?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i out mim tonsoeep
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