Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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