i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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