so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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