I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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