I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
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Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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