Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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