I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
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Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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