I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Drunk is a universal language darling
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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