What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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