hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
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I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
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The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize