Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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