just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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