would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize