idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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