Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
you made out with another girl for some wings
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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