I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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