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The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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