Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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