Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
