Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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