doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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