sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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