so explain again why im purple
no
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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