"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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