I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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