i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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