Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
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Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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