yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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