You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
two words...techno handjob
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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