their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
nutella sex= disaster
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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