Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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