And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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