hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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