youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
