He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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