He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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